1. a picture is now only worth 200 words 10

2. the only people doing well are politicians 9

3. exxon-mobil had to lay off 25 congressmen 8

4. i saw a mormon with only one wife 7

5. angelina jolie adopted a child from america 6

6. a truckload of americans was caught sneaking into mexico 5

7. mcdonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer 4

8. ceo's are now playing miniature golf 3

9. my neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail 2

10. i went for an interview and the hr manager asked me for a job 1 A down vote will remove this item!